This is Elaine.  It is a good name for her - she is named after Lancelot's accidental, unwanted wife. 

 Emmeth brought her home this winter while he was feeling all sexy and she has stayed.  And apparently, had kittens. 

Not that we can find any of them. 

And she eats ALL the cat food while poor, stupid Emmeth watches longingly, wishing he could sneak his face in the dish - just for a second - without getting clobbered.  He runs through the door every time it is opened and cowers next to me, begging for food. If not promptly ejected, he goes off to sleep in my bed with his dirty little kitty feet. 

I think Elaine will be finding a new home as soon as I can either find & catch the kittens we think she had or verify that there are no kittens to worry about.