- Gets your heart rate up first thing in the morning- Burns off a few hundred calories before breakfast
- Helps justify eating that last half of the Maple frosted doughnut your mother brought over last night
- Prevents one from lazily sleeping the morning away
- Encourages family unity because you have to wake up the whole neighborhood to help track her down
- Gives you a chance to meet more of the neighbors because you must warn early morning commuters of the danger of sudden cow appearances
- Gives you a brand new, fuller appreciation of the phrase "Stupid Cow"
- Banishes vanity because who really cares about parading around in your jammies when you've got a thousand dollar investment and a potential lawsuit scampering loose in the road
- Provides concrete evidence that the gate IS too hard for the woman of the farm to open by herself in a pinch
- Guarantees a guilt free afternoon nap
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I hate to giggle,... but it was a little hard not to! Poor Ginny! <3
Giggle away! The naughty bovine is incarcerated in her barn until the farmer returns. I really do like her but she is such a silly character.
I am well familiar with all that you say. Try several cows, you can eat a whole dozen of doughnuts. :-)